Farm Boy (funny)

   
    A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
    mother asks if he has done his chores.

    'Not yet,' said the little boy.  His mother tells him no breakfast
    until he does his chores.

    Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he
    kicks a chicken.  Then he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.

    When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.  He goes back in for
    breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

    'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have
    any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

    'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
    any eggs for a week.

    I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

    I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
    halfway across the kitchen.

    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You
    gonna tell him or should I ?'