DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!! (funny)

Three women die together in an accident

And go to heaven. 

When they get there, St. Peter says,

'We only have one rule here
In heaven:

Don't step on the

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

There are ducks all over the

It is almost impossible not
To step on a duck,

And although they try their
Best to avoid them,

The first woman accidentally
Steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them
Together and says,

'Your punishment for stepping
On a duck is to

Spend eternity chained to
This ugly man!'

The second woman steps
Accidentally on a duck

And along comes St. Peter,

Who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely
Ugly man.

He chains them together

With the same admonishment as
For the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and,

Not wanting to be chained

For all eternity to an ugly
Man, is very,

VERY careful where she

She manages to go months

Without stepping on any


One day St.Peter comes up to


With the most handsome man
She has ever laid eyes on.

.... Very tall, long
Eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says,

'I wonder what I did to
Deserve being

Chained to you for all of

The guy says,

'I don't know about you,

But I stepped on a


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