Done My Part: Happy Mental Health Day!!! (funny)




> Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
> mean they don't love you with all they have. 
>

> Ralph and Edna were both
> patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the
> hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
>
>
> He sank to the bottom of  the pool and stayed there..
>
>
> Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled
> him out.  When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act
> she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
>
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
> and bad news....The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
> able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
> of the person you love...I have concluded that your act displays sound
> mindedness.
>
> The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
> belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
>
>
>
>Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry........
>
> How soon can I go home?'

> *Happy Mental Health Day!  *
> You can do your bit by remembering to send an
> email to an unstable friend...Done my part!

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