Kids & Trains (funny)

A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and
listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in
the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said,
"All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off
now because this is the last stop. All of you sons of bitches
who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, because
we're leaving."

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your
room for two hours. When you calm down, you may play with your
trains as long as you use proper language."

Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen
when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his
trains. The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers
who are disembarking the train, please remember to take your
belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your
trip was a pleasant one.

For those just boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage
under the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you
who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the
bitch in the kitchen!"

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