An Arab family put up their grandfather in an Italian nursing home.
Few weeks later the grandson visits him and asks: How do u like it here?
Everyone here is so courteous & respectful.
There's a Musician, 85 years old, hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!
There is a Judge, 95 years old, hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!
There's a Dentist, 90 years old hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!And there is ME, I haven't had Sex for 35 years, and they still call me, The Fucking Arab