A Little Girl on a Airplane......

A Congressman was  seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and  said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What  would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know,"  said the congressman.  "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could  be  interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.  A  horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer  excretes little  pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse  produces  clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly  surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,  "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl  replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming,  universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"  and, then she went back to reading her  book.

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