An Arab family put up their grandfather in an Italian nursing home.

           Few weeks later the grandson visits him and asks: How do u like it here?

He Replies:

           It's wonderful!

           Everyone here is so courteous & respectful.

          There's a Musician, 85 years old, hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!

          There is a Judge, 95 years old, hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!

          There's a Dentist, 90 years old hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!

          And there is ME, I haven't had Sex for 35 years, and they still call me, The Fucking Arab