Rush Limbaugh

A guy goes and buys a really expensive car, he's proud of his purchase, but he takes the car back to the dealer and complains, "Something's wrong with this car, I just spent $100,000 on it and the radio doesn't even work."  The dealer says, "no, no, you have to understand, your car comes with the new voice technology package.  Just say what you want to hear and it comes on the radio.  You say jazz, the radio plays jazz, you say country, the radio plays country."  The guy is proud again of his purchase, he zooms off the lot and gets cut off by another driver, "Asshole!" he yells, and Rush Limbaugh comes on the radio.

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