Lunch Tips from Dad Shark to Son

Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean and spied a sinking ship. “Follow me, son,” the father shark said to the son shark -  and they swam to the ship.“First we circle around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”And they did. “Well done, son!   Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.“Now we eat  everybody.” And they did.When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first?   Why did we swim around and around them?” His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!”

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